Lakers’ LeBron James finally goes bald

If you didn’t notice that LeBron was clinging to the hairline…well, he was.Image: Getty Images The king is home! After years of wearing his headband in different positions and using hair restoration treatments that have resulted in varying levels of success, Leron James appears to be embracing the fact that when it comes to his … Read more

CM Punk, Roman Reigns, and a tale of two press conferences

CM Punk (left, with pastry) and Tony Khanscreenshot: YouTube/Denise Salcedo Following WWE’s Clash at the Castle event on Saturday, the company held a press conference in which its lead executive, Paul “Triple H” Levesque, was joined by a number of performers. Speaking first was undisputed champion Roman Reigns, who appeared in character for roughly 90 … Read more

Kevin Burkhardt enters 1st season as Fox NFL play-by-play announcer

Like him or not, Kevin Burkhardt earned his new gigphoto: Getty Images Spoken like a true son of New Jersey, Kevin Burkhardt said he doesn’t give a fuck if people — especially those commenting on social media platforms — like him or not. “I do try to go back and have conversations with fans when … Read more

Pirates’ Oneil Cruz hits hardest ball ever recorded

Missile Cross!screenshot: If you’re reading a post about baseball to start your Thursday morning procrastinating there’s a good chance that at some point in your life you’ve been at a bar with one of those punching bag machines. You know what I’m talking about, it looks like a huge speed bag and you put in … Read more

Hope your Friday night was better than Zach Wilson’s

Zach Wilson was injured during the Jets preseason gamephoto: AP Zach Wilson may have avoided serious disaster after leaving Friday’s preseason game with a pronounced limp from a non-contact injury. Head coach Robert Saleh said the franchise’s young quarterback will undergo an MRI today, but sources are saying he reinjured his PCL and could miss … Read more

Welcome to Blah-gust, the worst time of the sporting calendar

OH MY GOD WHO CARESphoto: AP Mark it down: 9:35 am Wednesday, Aug. 10. We’ve reached the peak (nadir?) of sports’ slow season. You know it’s the doggiest of dog days when ESPN is killing time with Little League World Series coverage. No disrespect to the youth, but I’m not going to subject myself to … Read more

Caroline McCaskey plays national anthem on a saw before Oakland A’s game

screenshot: NBC Sports California Playing or singing the national anthem at a professional sporting event is an honor to several musicians. Not only is it an opportunity to showcase their tremendous talent, but it also provides validation to the artist, telling them, “Yes, your music is good. Would you do us the honor of starting … Read more

General Booty transfers to Oklahoma

screenshot: @jucofootballace Brace yourselves — we’ve got an automatic addition to the college football all-name team coming to Oklahoma from Tyler Junior College. Joining the ranks of Nebraska’s DeColdest “ToEvaDoIt” Crawford and Alabama’s Kool-Aid McKinstry, the Sooners throw their hat into the ring with sophomore quarterback transfer General Booty. Auburn’s Tank Bigsby and Smoke Monday … Read more

Tyler Herro deserves a better celebrity BFF than Jack Harlow

Tyler Herrophoto: Getty Images Casual NBA fans think of Jimmy Butler when they think of the Miami Heat. He can be great, but he is more often than not, just really good, and that’s earned him such national TV ads as the Michelob Ultra commercial where he sings Hootie & the Blowfish on an airplane. … Read more