49ers restructure Jimmy Garoppolo’s deal to keep him as Trey Lance’s backup

After all that, Jimmy G is still in San Franphoto: Getty Images Jimmy Garoppolo sticking around as the backup in the San Francisco 49ers quarterback after all the goodbyes since February is one of the offseason’s biggest shockers. It probably shouldn’t be. Jimmy G and the Niners re-committing to each other ends a summer of … Read more

Bears’ star LB Roquan Smith wants out of Chicago

Things seem to be going great in Chicago for Roquan Smith et al.Image: AP It’s easy, as a Bears fan, to use any piece of news to regret your lot in life. The slightest misfortune or misstep, and we can’t wait to find the nearest fiery pit to throw into, as long as there’s ourselves … Read more

Fictional Hooper Bracket: National Championship

Look at the people getting this one right. For all the moronic governors, members of Congress, and former presidents that who been elected but have nothing better to do than make their constituents’ lives worse — but still win by tapping into those tried-and-true methods of racism, misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia — the public is … Read more