Don’t worry USMNT fans, England have been even more ass

England manager Gareth Southgate tries to figure out what the hell to do with his team against Italy.Image: Getty Images As we discussed yesterday, the first half of the last batch of friends for the USMNT could really not have gone worse or been more discouraging. Against the B-team version of Japan, a squad that’s … Read more

Never mind the draw, just enjoy Darwin Núñez’s first EPL goal for Liverpool

Darwin Nunezphoto: Getty Images It took Darwin Núñez 13 minutes to notch his first goal in the English Premier League, but it came at the 64th minute because he was brought on as an £85m super sub during a swirling match at Craven College that saw Liverpool and newly promoted Fulham finish in a 2-2 … Read more

A look at Liverpool’s upcoming EPL season

YNWAphoto: AP It depends on how you define drama whether or not you find any in the Premier League season. We pretty much know that either Manchester City or Liverpool will win the title. Some combination of Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, and maybe United will fill out the other Champions League places. Perhaps Newcastle can stage … Read more

Tottenham Hotspur having drama-free summer before EPL start

Has Antonio Conte brought la tranquillità to Tottenham after all?Image: AP It’s pretty obvious a team has a habit, even a reputation or history, of being a fuckaround when its very name is used as a definition of that. “Spursinees” has been a term thrown around since just about the Premier League’s beginning, which makes … Read more

How far can Brighton and Graham Potter go?

Brighton’s head coach Graham Potter, right, applauds fans at the end of the English Premier League soccer match between Manchester City and Brighton and Hove Albion at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester, England, April 20, 2022.Image: AP The question almost every soccer fan gets from non-soccer fans, which is healthy, is, “So which team should … Read more