“18. I’m a bit of a loss for words this morning.”
If you were around during the ’00s, then it’s likely that you remember the birth of Apple Martin — AKA Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s Daughter — in 2004.
Well, I hate to break it to you, but 2004 was 18 years ago! AHHH! Which means that, as the whole *passage of time* thing implies, Apple is now an actual adult.
Apple has largely been kept out of the public eye (her IG is even private), but mama Gwen marked the occasion with a sentimental Instagram post. “I’m a bit of a loss for words this morning,” she began.
“I couldn’t be more proud of the woman you are. You are everything I could have dreamed of and so much more. Proud doesn’t cover it, my heart swells with feelings I can’t put in to words. You are deeply extraordinary in every way.”
“Happy birthday my darling girl. I hope you know how special you are, and how much light you have brought to all who are lucky enough to know you. Especially me,” she continued.
Gwyneth concluded, “I say it all the time and I will never stop…in the words of auntie Drew, I was born the day you were born. I love you.”
Anyway, off I go to have a nap or something…